rantsofalib:

My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

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kragehund-est:

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod:

kragehund-est:

sex isn’t sexy unless it’s a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon’s “home in three days, don’t bathe” letter to his wife, but there’s more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

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charlottan:

pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

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